Email,

Got a message of thanks from a nubile, young nurse who claims a most, electrifying, sexual romp with her fiancé was, in part, due to her playful attempt to shock his libido as she was characteristically reticent. When he opened the door to her apartment and called for her there was no answer. He ambled through the abode to discover her lying prone in her room in her birthday suit swinging a Skyliner in the dim light with a message both clever and seductive.

Let your imagination be your guide.