Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Skyliner Virtual Message Writer A Real Novelty

Hey there Skyliner fans …

It's been a a couple of weeks since our last post, however, it's not because we have nothing to tell you. We've been busy on a top secret project, very different then the Skyliner Virtual Message Writer, but really cool non-the-less. I'll start to spill details over the next few weeks so check back often.

I keep getting e-mails from folks wondering when the Skyliner will be available. I don't have an exact date yet, simply because we don't want to be rushed into bringing in thousands of units that will sit for more than a few months in our warehouse in Bangor Maine. The idea is to bring them in and get them out to the masses with out a long time on the shelf. Even though we have had units last for 5 + years on the original batteries. Nothing beats using quality components from the get-go.


I can tell you this, we are changing a few things, not the unit itself. Presently the Skyliner will remain the same color, a dark blue, with 12 multi-colored LED's and the current list of pre-set messages. The unit will still allow the end user to easily program and save three of their own messages up to 18 characters in length(including spaces). However, we are leaning towards eliminating the current packaging which for several years has made it difficult to pack efficiently into the "master cartons". This will enable us to ship more units per carton and then allow us to send out the the consumer in a slightly smaller package.

Anyway, stay tuned to the blog for further Skyliner Virtual Message Writer Novelty item information and the NEW SECRET PROJECT!

Hal
The Skyliner Guy

Friday, August 12, 2011

Lost Without My SKYLINER

If I were lost in the woods I could use my SKYLINER to attract attention of that chopper in the sky. If I were at the night club I could get another drink quicker, stand out. If I wanted to be seen at the auction house I could twirl my call. If I were stuck in the car at night, I could signal for help. If I were on the open sea and needed help, or if I wanted to surrender to my enemy in the early evening I might get special attention with my Magic Machine . . . Bottom line it is not only fun but necessary in this high tech planet.



Let's say you suffered a stroke, couldn't speak, could barely hear, possibly couldn't see, and only your left side worked and you were right handed. No problem with THE SKYLINER there is a button that reverses the message so you can twirl it left handed and deliver your message! If that don't turn you on then buy one of them flashlight things.

Food for Thought

Handicap

Someone I met at the Veteran's Center had me laughing with his message in his SKYLINER; "Hear Me". I didn't snicker when I first saw it but after I realized he was hard of hearing. He told me as best he could that the Skyliner afforded him a tool to introduce himself at the bar to an attractive lady without scaring them with what might appear to be a handicap. Once he could use his charm and his Skyliner the barriers were broken.

What's That You Say?

Advertisement

If you are looking for a way to advertise inexpensively there is nothing more captivating then a live presentation. However that is not always cost effective. Consider using some handsome, young people to wander amongst the gentry with your message in their hands. I am talking about THE SKYLINER. This is so cost effective in relation to the results acquired it becomes lost in the complicated minds of sophisticated business sorts. It's a poor man's neon sign or a better description would be an intelligent man's opportunity to innovate.

Winning!

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Prank

I took my Skyliner, drilled a hole through the bottom of the handle, and jury rigged my electric drill/screwdriver to it so it would stand up and continuously twirl my message to say to the Bible Thumpers who show up at dinner time, ATHEIST.

RELIGIOUS SOMETIMES

March on Washington Send a Skyliner Message

I would like to propose that all those unhappy with Congress connect in some fashion through Social Media. Let's march on Washington twirling Skyliners in the night. It holds three of your own messages and looks brilliant as an attention-getting, virtual, message writer. It allows you to be bi-partisan in your message yet at the same time lets Washington know that we are an eclectic group only wanting action through bipartisan cooperation. My message is NO REELECTION.

Fed Up with Fed


Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Leds

Like most American men I shop and am amazed at persistence of vision technology but I never really appreciated what I recently observed. The other day a friend demonstrated a hand-held device that he almost imperceptibly twirled with a twist of his wrist. Emanating from several, vertical led's were a variety of messages. I responded in amazement, "Wow!" Later in the day I began to contemplate the "Magic" of what I had seen. "How the hell do words come out of lights?"

Skyliner Virtual Message Writer Novelty Gift Item
You might find it interesting to google, Persistence of Vision. It not only blew me away but influenced my purchase of the Skyliner since I thought I could interest my son and daughter into thinking beyond just "seeing something" and "la-di-da" off into space without contemplating the science!